{"product_id":"gross-gus-novelty-soda-variety-pack-4-flavors","title":"Gross Gus's Novelty Soda Variety Pack | 4 Gross Flavors | 12 oz Glass Bottles","description":"\u003cp\u003eGross Gus's novelty soda is the ultimate gross-out gift for kids, teens, and adventurous soda lovers who dare to drink something delightfully disgusting. This variety 4-pack includes four outrageously themed 12 oz glass bottle sodas — Bloody Haze, Dragon Drool, Pirate Piss, and Pimple Pop — each with bold, horror-inspired label art and a uniquely flavored fizzy drink inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese aren't just sodas — they're conversation starters. Whether you're stocking up for Halloween, a birthday party, a gag gift exchange, or just want to gross out your friends, Gross Gus's delivers the shock factor with an actual drinkable soda inside every bottle. The vivid, collector-worthy label art makes each bottle as fun to look at as it is to crack open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach bottle is crafted for maximum novelty impact without sacrificing the fun of a real carbonated beverage. The glass bottle format adds a premium, old-school soda feel that elevates the gross-out experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4-pack variety set: Bloody Haze, Dragon Drool, Pirate Piss \u0026amp; Pimple Pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 oz glass bottles — premium feel, collector-worthy presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThemed horror\/novelty label art — perfect for Halloween and gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal carbonated soda inside — not just a prop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for parties, gift baskets, and novelty candy store displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShelf-stable and giftable right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Are these sodas actually drinkable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — Gross Gus's sodas are real carbonated beverages, not props. The gross names and labels are the novelty; the soda inside is fully drinkable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What flavors are in this 4-pack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe pack includes Bloody Haze, Dragon Drool, Pirate Piss, and Pimple Pop. Exact flavor profiles (e.g., cherry, grape, citrus) should be confirmed on the bottle labels or supplier spec sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this suitable for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese sodas are novelty items intended for fun. Suitability for young children should be confirmed based on sugar content and any allergen info from the manufacturer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gross Gus's","offers":[{"title":"BLOODY NOSE WILD CHERRY","offer_id":43154152194146,"sku":"714834005468","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"DRAGON DROOL BLACK LICORICE","offer_id":43154152226914,"sku":"714834005475","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"PIMPLE POP MARSHMALLOW","offer_id":43154152259682,"sku":"714834005437","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"PIRATE PISS BANANA","offer_id":43154152292450,"sku":"714834005451","price":1.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/4651\/9650\/files\/EXOTICSODAGROSSGUS12ozBOTTLE.jpg?v=1785133068","url":"https:\/\/houseofnovelties.com\/products\/gross-gus-novelty-soda-variety-pack-4-flavors","provider":"House of Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}